A Coug Production...

A Coug Production...

Monday, January 31, 2011

The beginning of the end...

I was 14 when I had my first taste of alcohol.  This took place at my childhood home where my older sister decided to throw the first of many to come parties.  It was spring break and our parents went on a week vacation.  My friend Rich, aka tricky Dicky and I decided to grow some hair on our chests and dabble in on some tasty treats, ok so Jimmy Bean isn't the ideal choice for your first shot but we had no choice.  It was peer pressure in its purest form.  Pulling from that pint of pure life altering liquid I knew my life had been forever changed and ever-since that day I was hooked.  I have a good group of friends and growing up through the years with them has been a trip.  I remember we stirred up trouble, trying to find any excuse necessary to get wasted and have good times.  However, over the years the sad part is I have forgotten a great deal of those fun times, thanks in large part of the notorious mind altering effects of alcohol.

One such time I will never forget though is the time we decided to incorporate a game of twister.  This took place around 1998 at my parents home in Nine Mile Falls.  Instead of crashing my sisters' party like usual, we decided to have our own gathering.  Being young and courageous my friends and I went out to do what all kids our age were most likely doing on a random Saturday night, cruising Division street looking for ladies.  My good friend Blake was our lead bull.  He had the magic swag with the ladies.  With his guidance we could do no wrong.  Sure enough we head out and in no time brought home a couple of breezes.  We bring them back to house and do what any respectable 17 year old would do with an empty house, women and lots of booze, get sch-wasted and play some drinking games.  Rather than playing your normal games, such as beer pong or kings cup, Rich decides to get creative.  He pulls out Twister, an odd choice we think but we go with it.  Later brilliance strikes and naked Twister began.  After a short while clothes were coming off and my boy Rich was leading the pack.  He and the most attractive vixen there began spinning the wheel.  Next thing you know sexual friction ensued.  At this point we were shit faced so anything and everything was about to happen.  Body parts were forging together like tetras pieces on a game boy, you could smell the aroma of what was to come next.  The hot one, Ashley I believe was her name, was all about tricky Dicky so I went for the second place prize, name not important.  The following conversation followed:
 
Rich:  "I just want to get my dick sucked bro."
Omar:  "Really, well I want me some sex."

Rich being a virgin, didn't forsee himself losing his v card at a drunken twister party.  But sure enough, like most of my friends have done in the past, when liquor is involved, he lost it in my sisters bed.  And the funny thing is I got me some really good head from the runner up, name still not important.  Looking back switching girls would have met both our needs to perfection.  Sometimes things just work out for the best.  Little did we know this was the beginning of what later will be the Bang Bro era.